Previous Bad Jokes
8/10/09
How do you kill a circus troupe?
Go for the juggler!
8/11/09
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist!
8/12/09
What's brown and crinkly and lives in a bell tower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame.
8/13/09
What do you get if you cross an electric eel with a sponge?
A shock absorber!
8/14/09
A television may insult your intelligence but nothing rubs it in like a
computer.
8/17/09
Why did Bill take a fig to the movies?
Because he couldn't find a date!
8/18/09
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a teddy bear?
Winnie the PEEYEW!
8/20/09
Why would Snow White make a good judge?
Because she's the fairest one of all.
8/21/09
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slowpoke!
Week of 8/27/09
Barbie & Ken arrive at a fancy restaurant in her pink Corvette. Who parks the car?
The Valet of the Dolls!
9/3/09
What do get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A hare net!
9/10/09
Two thousand pounds of human hair fell off a truck on the highway today.
Police are still combing the area.
9/17/09
What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell!
